50 Funny & Flirty Opening Lines to Use on Dating Apps

Here are 50 sizzling opening lines for dating apps that will not only break the ice but also set the tone for a fun and flirty conversation.

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"Do you believe in love at first swipe?"

The rise of dating apps in South Asia has revolutionised the way we connect, offering a platform that is as accessible as it is exciting.

With our increasingly busy lifestyles, these apps provide an easy and convenient way to meet someone new, right at our fingertips.

In a region where tradition often dictates social norms, dating apps have emerged as a somewhat discreet solution.

They allow South Asians to explore the dating scene without the disapproval that can sometimes come from more traditional households.

But once you’ve matched with that intriguing profile, what’s the best way to break the ice? That’s where DESIblitz comes in.

We’ve compiled a list of 50 funny and flirty opening lines to use on dating apps like Tinder, TrulyMadly, and Badoo, to help you make that first impression count.

50 Funny & Flirty Opening Lines to Use on Dating AppsDo you have a name, or can I call you mine?

I’ll have my mum send a rishta to yours.

I’m not an electrician, but I can light up your day.

I’ll delete my profile for you.

So, come here often?

You’re so hot, you put the desi in desirable.

Well, here I am! What are your other two wishes?

Twinkle twinkle little star, will you be my pehla pyaar?

If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

You’re the chai that kickstarts my day.

50 Funny & Flirty Opening Lines to Use on Dating Apps (2)Are we, like, married now?

I love my bed, but I’d rather be in yours.

Want to share Netflix passwords?

When I look at you… kuch kuch hotha hai.

“I had a great opening line ready, but you’re so hot I’ve forgotten it.”

I usually go for 8’s but I guess I’ll settle for a 10.

Do you believe in love at first swipe?

Is your name Diwali? Because you light up my world.

I’m using my last 2% battery to send you this message. If that’s not commitment, I don’t know what is.

They say nothing lasts forever, so will you be my nothing?

50 Funny & Flirty Opening Lines to Use on Dating Apps (3)So, do you have any good pickup lines?

I’m researching important dates in history, do you want to be mine?

Just want to point out, that if you want to message me first, you still can.

You’re the biryani at a wedding, everyone’s looking forward to.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should we match again?

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for.

What’s a nice person like you doing in a place like this?

I bet you a drink your personality is even better than your looks.

You’re the mishti doi that sweetens my day.

50 Funny & Flirty Opening Lines to Use on Dating Apps (4)How about I start this conversation, and you can start the next one?

You sound busy but is there any chance of adding me to your to-do list?

Our relationship is so strong, it would survive a season of Bigg Boss.

Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.

“Please tell me you’re not the type of person who claps when the plane lands…”

Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.

You’re so gorgeous, that I forgot my best pickup line.

You’re the kottu roti that spices up my life.

What was your last dream about and how did I look?

I think I saw you on Spotify. You were listed as the hottest single?

50 Funny & Flirty Opening Lines to Use on Dating Apps (5)Dinner first, or can we go straight for dessert?

I don’t like dried fruits, but I’ll meet you for a date.

What will we tell our grandchildren about how we met?

Is your Bluetooth enabled? I feel like we could pair.

I guess we both have good taste!

I hope you know CPR because you’re taking my breath away.

Let’s make it Facebook official already.

Are you my laptop? Because you’re hot, and I’m concerned.

I’m not really this tall. I’m just sitting on my wallet.

On a scale of one to 10, I’m a nine. But you’re the one I need.

50 Funny & Flirty Opening Lines to Use on Dating Apps (6)Navigating the world of dating apps can be a thrilling journey, and with these 50 funny and flirty opening lines, you’re well-equipped to make a memorable first impression.

Remember, the rise of dating apps in South Asia is a testament to our evolving social landscape.

They offer an accessible and convenient way to connect with others, fitting seamlessly into our busy lifestyles.

Moreover, these platforms provide a discreet way for South Asians to date, allowing individuals to explore relationships without the worry of disapproval from traditional households or families.

So go ahead, take the plunge, and let your digital dating adventure begin.

Who knows where your next swipe might lead?

Managing Editor Ravinder has a strong passion for fashion, beauty, and lifestyle. When she's not assisting the team, editing or writing, you'll find her scrolling through TikTok.





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